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Luke: Stop bringing me flowers.
Lorelai: Stop bringing me flowers. I knew you were gonna say that because you say the same thing. We have this same exact conversation every year.
Luke: And every year you point that out.
Lorelai: And every year you point that out.
Luke: And every year you point that out.
Rory: And then every year we put the flowers on the counter and forget the ugliness ever happened.
Lorelai: Well, at least we have a tradition.
(From "A Deep-Fried Korean Thanksgiving")
Carl the Janitor: Brian, how ya doin'?
Bender: Your dad work here?
Bender: What are we having?
Brian: Just your normal everyday lunch.
Bender: Milk?
Brian: Soup.... Apple juice.
Bender: I can read. PB & J with the crusts cut off. Well Brian, this is a very nutricious lunch. All the food groups are represented. Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?
Brian: No, Mr. Johnson.
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Dave: A few weeks ago you told me that Lane had a crush on me. Well, I have a crush on her, too. Now, I know you have very strict rules about dating and boys, but I just want you to know that I'm a good person. I don't smoke, I don't drink, I've never gotten a ticket, I'm healthy, I take care of myself, I floss. I never watch more than 30 minutes of television a night partly because I think it's a waste of time and partly because there's nothing on. I respect my parents, I do well in school, I never play video games in case they do someday prove that playing them can turn you into a serial killer. I don't drink coffee. I hate soda because the carbonation freaks me out. I'm happy to give up meat if you feel strongly about it. I don't mind wearing a tie. I enjoy playing those hymns on my guitar, and I really, really want to take your daughter to the prom.
Nick: When I was a kid all I wanted was to be able to afford to eat in restaurants like this.
Alex Owens: Were you poor?
Nick: I was so poor I had hand-me-down lunches.
Inigo Montoya: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father: prepare to die. Now, offer me money.
[slices Count Rugen's cheek]
Count Rugen: Yes.
Inigo Montoya: Power too. Promise me that.
[slices Count Rugen's other cheek]
Count Rugen: All that I have and more. Please...
Inigo Montoya: Offer me everything I ask for.
Count Rugen: Any thing you want.
Inigo Montoya: I want my father back, you son of bitch.
[stabs and kills Count Rugan]
Westley: Who are you? Are we enemies? Why am I on this wall? Where is Buttercup?
Emily: It's very nice to meet you, Marty.
Richard: Why did my daughter just call you "naked guy"?
Lorelai: I now owe you money.
Marty: I, uh, had an unfortunate experience with a keg and a party and a need to take my clothes off and fall asleep in a hallway.
Kirk: Say I was Tom Cruise. Where would you seat me?
Charles 'Chachi' Arcola: Wa! Wa! Wa!
Rory: Uhh, Barry Manilow.
Lorelai: Ugh, stop.
Rory: Looks like we made it...
Lorelai: Oh, yeah? Spice Girls.
Rory: Duran Duran.
Lorelai: Dido.
Rory: Olivia Newton John.
Lorelai: The Macarena. You and Lane for hours and hours, for weeks on end.
Rory: Hey, we were mocking. You can't mock the mocking.
Lorelai: All right. It's getting ugly. Let's stop.
Rory: Let's be friends again.
Lorelai: All right.
Rory: Hmm-hmm.
Lorelai: Stop it.
Tonight the moon hangs low, we walk into town on a countries dirt road
In clean clothes he stands too tall, you still heed the rebels call
Who is the shadow behind your door?
Whose face are you looking for?
Shot rings out, this country shots “his kind are animals”
This country stops, when this man drops
You stopped a criminal
Richie Cunningham: I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill.
